Being a cat — besides being unquestionably cool — gives me plenty of time to think about stuff. Take this quote, for instance:
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
Now, due to climate change laziness becomes respectable as from May. Isn't this wonderful? Moreover, I kinda fancy developing this into a movie called "A Convenient Truth" (The cool side of global warming).
Mr. Gore, Al, baby, you're too tense.