Photography Life on Mars
Captain David at The Coca-Cola Base Station on Mars, 2007.
True, there’s little water around here, but our sponsor sends us plenty of soda from Earth. As soon as we’re done with the wiring, flick a switch—Bang!—”Planet Coke.” Can’t wait, really.
On the other hand, NASA is annoying. They keep sending their freaking Pathfinder rovers that are roaming around taking pictures and sniffing for cooties like some goddamn sleepwalking paparazzi. Lucky they’re utterly confused and functioning in slow-motion so we have enough time to collect all the chewing gum and the cigarette stubs littered in their way.
Remote controlled snapshots-taking robots! If this is not a tabloidization of cosmology, I don’t know what is.
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the thistle fairy:
Are there any Martians around… Annoyed and furious by the increasing demand of colonization coming from planet Earth?