Weather report—a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
At the moisture farms in the Dune Sea on Tatooine every day is double-sunny and double-hot, including today. There are 38 degrees right now and this is as hot as it'll get for the day. Expect a few squalls kicking up desert sand.
An icy cold night tonight at Echo Base on Hoth—with a slight chance of flurries, light snow showers and annihilation. Please make sure that no tauntauns are left outside or they'll turn into popsicles. A waning crescent Death Star will be visible through the cracks in the clouds.
A balmy day today up in Cloud City, with a day's high at 24 degrees and the cloud sea low enough to offer a decent sight. The visibility is expected to improve even more in the afternoon. Keep it up, folks!
Nice and sunny in Aldera today, on beautiful Alderaan. Some showers are expected tomorrow. Unfortunately there seems to be a glitch about Tuesday's high temperature and no readings from Wednesday on for some reason—we apologize for the technical difficulty. On the bright side, we have a new artificial moon called The Death Star and it's crescent is clearly visible and awesome. Enjoy.
In the steaming bayous and petrified gnarltree forests of Dagobah it is awful wet—as usual—and it won't get better for a while: we're expecting a lot more fog, mist, rain showers, and murky weather. Hold on in there you try. Hey, just kidding!
That would be all for now. Next weather report at 5. Thank you.